THE GREAT INDIAN ANALYSIS


THE GREAT INDIAN ANALYSIS.

Just laugh it is good for your Heart.

1) One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties

2) One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis are the Wrestling contingent to the Olympics

3) One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna

4) One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick

5) One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad

6) One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay’s noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam

7) One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites are a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites are a software company in the US trying to control how software is designed and distributed all over the world.
Four Andhraites are from the two software companies that have merged. They oust the fifth guy for dressing shabbily. They now try and woo Bill Gates to sell his stake in Microsoft, because they seem to have a better software distribution model.

8) One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order

9) One Tamil -Brahmin is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tamil -Brahmin is a math tuition class
Three Tamil -Brahmin is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil -Brahmin is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

10) One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour

11) One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

12) One Marwari is the neighbourhood adulterer
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community

13) One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S
Four U.S. Desis are four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office, talking about the Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.

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One Response

  1. Hmm saale how about if one says

    1 Bihari is Nitisj Kumar
    2 Biharis are Leaders unsurpassed ( eg Asoka and Guru Gobind Singh )
    3 Biharis is the formation of the Empire
    4 Biharis are the core of the IPS IS IFS and IMA combined

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